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01/04/00
	The announcement: - the Young programmer will get acquainted to the girl for joint travels on the Internet. Intim to not offer.
	- Mister fel'dfebel'! Dinner will suffice only on half-mouths. - Perfectly, means we shall have dinner after attack - just on all will suffice.
	Kitajtsy have grasped Одессy. Идyт two патpyльных Kitajtsa on Деpибасовской. One and говоpит дpyгомy: - Слyшяй, Mojshja, when this шюхеp konchitsa? To me yже has bothered eyes щypить.
	The girl before an icon: - My God omnipotent! You have given maiden Maria to conceive without a sin - give me, guilty to sin without conception!
	- As well I have had a rest! There, where I was, everything of what it was possible to dream only was found: bars - for me, beaches - for children, the sun - for my wife and a shark - for her(it) scold...
	The wife (pensively): - Lovely, remember, how you have proposed me!? I still then at one o'clock even have lost gift of speech! The husband (not coming off the newspaper): - Mdaa! It was the happiest hour per my life!
	The judge: - You have made this theft? Accused: - Yes, your honour. We have now bad times - anybody cannot trust.
	- Oh, a trouble! The child пpоглотил iron rouble! Hадо to cause вpача! - Hет sense! It(he) will take hundred pyблей, and will pull out only one.
	Sex by the phone. She(it) asks: - Dear, what you now with me do(make)? - I beat you on a muzzle and I demand some vodka!
	- The waiter, at me in a soup the fly! That it means! - Forgive, sir, but I shall present on a table, instead of istolkovyvaju signs.
	- How affairs? - It was worse, and now - on former earlier.
	- Mister the lawyer, tell, and whether nonsense of the husband the reason of divorce may be? - Well why also is not present! All of us guilty... Though nonsense just is more often is, on the contrary, the reason of marriage.
	The chief: - Someone from us two idiot: either you or I! The subordinate: - Unless you, with your experience and foresight might accept on service of the idiot?
	- At you is фотокаpточка your twins? - She(it)! - H" here only one! - There is enough. Дpyгой exactly same.
	There were two mousies - podruzhki. One has squeaked another: - Heard at you the boyfriend has appeared, what of itself? - Aga, beautiful such, with sharp zubkami and wings. - Oj, so it upyr'!!!! - The reptile, and spoke me, that the pilot...
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	April 2000: Now you may send liked joke to the friend. As it to make - is see lower. March 2000: Pages "Polnoformatnyh" of jokes are open. March 2000: "The Robot of aphorisms" has appeared - the generator of random numbers will give out to you an aphorism at random. In base more than 1000 aphorisms and amusing phrases, many of which are not published on other pages of a site.
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